You are such a lazy bum!!! I command you to remove yourself from bed and stop rubbing calamine lotion all over your bug bites. You have spent the past two weeks lurking indoors reading George R.R. Martin. Please put a dance with dragons down and get from underneath the a/c. Stop eating fudge pops and curry every freaking day! Put on your sneakers and walk to the gym or just go walking. Most importantly get back to blogging and sewing. The closet full of clothes and boxes full of fabric are waiting for you. Take your tripod with you and stop scowling at the people who stop in front of your camera. Scowl, glare, and sneer only when they touch it. I know that come summer the heats saps all of your strength and enthusiasm. Long story short stop being a lazy, slobbish bookworm and get your ass out of bed and post SOMETHING!!!
Sincerely,
IMAN
P.S. Sometimes I must kick my own ass into shape. I'm back this week with new stuff. I'm sorry, but I really wanted to read a dance with dragons,watch transformers, wear capes, and pretend I'm a superhero. Please remember that I'm a nerd and bookworm first and foremost. Now I must get back to sewing my fur cape.
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Iman!! How I've missed you! I'm glad to know that you're still around! The summer heat has been oppressive indeed so I know the last thing you want to do is go outdoors and take a photo. Maybe a book review when you're done? I'm trying to find new books to read since I've grown out of horror novels.
But its such a good book! I've been doing the same, lots of hunkering down and hiding from the heat, living on takeout because its too, too hot to cook...
But! Today I helped my friend sew a giant faux fur panda coat to wear to burning man, and then I went out and got a tent, for campouts in the garden. And by the end of summer I want to have built a fire pit. It is time to enjoy the season, instead of ignoring it and hoping it'll go away!
Still keeping my eyes out for the perfect kimono in your etsy shop, by the way...I covet the one you have in your about me photo SO MUCH. GAH.
Hi Iman, Great to hear from you! Enjoy your book and the a/c.(Although I didn't realise you had similar seasons to the UK). Looking forward to seeing the finished cape though.Alison x
Sometimes I do it too... Is say 'Bhusha, get the work done'.. And people around me ask 'What did u just say...???'. Happens...
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